Use Loads of Water – Ignore Hosepipe Ban

Pre-Emptive rationing Behaviour

Cars Queue Needlessly for Fuel

Cars Queue Needlessly for Fuel

In the spirit of the recent government diktat from dorky Francis Maude  for all motorists to get into their cars, then queue for hours to buy up all available petrol, I’ve decided to jump the gun on the water shortage!

I’ve now run round the house turning all the taps on and put the lawn sprinklers on full blast because I’m just outside the hosepipe ban area.

Hosepipe Ban

Hosepipe Ban

Five Baths!

Five Baths!

My partner plans to have five baths today as well.

This will ensure that all the water is gone before the ban starts!

Punch And Judy

That’s the way to do it!

That’s the way to do it!

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