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Sir Peter Viggers, MP for Duck Island, has announced that he’s retiring because of his enormously embarrassing expense claim for the town of Gosport, Hampshire. Gosport is worth 4 hides, a pig and a duck, complete with a pond. There was some mention of manure. Duck Island currently costs £2585 (inc VAT) which is a bargain if you ask me. Prince Charles is the current Lord of the Isles and should be told, as it looks like he might have lost one. Amazon Related:Related Posts by TagsImprove the web with Nofollow Reciprocity.
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[...] is a floating duck island for a pond worth £1,645 (Tory Sir Peter Viggers MP: guilty). Blogger Steven Rees calls him “MP for duck island,” which quacks me right [...]
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