Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck

The Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, has returned from it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks to it’s spiritual home,  Duck Island. Duck Island, close to the expensive monogrammed well cover in Cloud Cuckoo Land, now has a huge bill repairing the confidence of the people of Hampshire.  In fact,

Duck Island is to be sold!

It’s not often that a Duck Island comes to auction. Bill Hook, the auctioneer said,

“Viggers has everything well-covered.  This sale should more than cover the £30,000 costs of gardening on Duck Isand and I’m sure that public confidence will be restored.”

Cloud Cuckoo Land residents made no comment.

References

• MP to sell duck house for charity
• Duck island MP ‘feels humiliated’
• Did we pay for Sir Peter Viggers’ ornate well cover?
• Peter Viggers
• MPs’ expenses on Google Earth
• MPs’ expenses: Sir Peter Viggers’ ducks rejected their floating island

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