Tough Old Geordie
Gordon Moore's Bonk
Like a metal mickey, old Geordie Gordon Moore (no, not him of Intel and his ‘law’) has astounded the medical profession with the recent discovery that a big hole in his head has grown back under the protective metal plate that was inserted to fill the gap. (see the story here: Man grows new skull after horror car crash from the Newcastle Chronicle)
The thing that got me though, is that Gordon seems to be a bit of a disaster merchant, seeking thrills and escaping continuously….
- He went to Iraq as a tourist when the war was still on!
- He ran an offy, in Gateshead!
- He ran a post office, in North Shields!
As if these aren’t dangerous enough, in his early life he crashed his car and got the metal plate in his head for his trouble.
A short while after, he crashed his car again and bent the metal plate in his head!!!
The question that’s bothering me and is the one you should be asking yourself is,
Would I get in a Car with Gordon Moore driving?
After all, he’s alright – but what about if you’re standing next to him? I tell you, Ozzy Osbourne’s boy, Jack, has got nowt on this guy Gordon Moore.
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