Strangely Perfect

What in the name of German alternative rock group Falco are you doing here?” – about 4:50 Well, rock me Amadeus!” – about 5:38

Enough of your bum faggery you fag-ended Gash Hound! This can be used in all sorts of situations e.g Phoning Granny Shopping for vegetables Enticing friends to finish their drinks quickly Running a charity shop While waiting for change on the bus While waiting for directions from the policeman in Trafalgar Square While waiting for [...]

The bastard thing’s run off again. Ruddy cat. Not worth the effort. I swear to God, next time, I’m getting a fish. At least the damn bowl’s see-through.

Rocket Mole here. This is a nifty wee strip from the magnificent Cyanide and Happiness. Two words that rarely coincidence. <—– I can spoke good England. Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Quick! Everyone mock the dead! Oh the Humanity! Oh the Huge Manatee! Oh the Humanity! Oh the Huge Manatee!

Q. Did you hear about the man who couldn’t help dressing up as a 3 foot high, hairy-footed mythical creature? A. It was a farce of hobbit. Thank you very much! I’m here all night!……Try the fish! It’s lovely.

This is funny. OH YES IT IS!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug. What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and no legs? Bob. What do you call a fisherman’s wife? Annette. What do you call a [...]

This song is spiffing. Or it’s really bad. I’ve noticed that when the subject of Arctic Monkeys arises, people either hate them or love them. Like Marmite. Yeah, just like Marmite. Oooh and by the way, I’ve heard that the Monkeys from the North actually enjoy the music of Crawling Chaos (but not that crappy [...]

Video made on Sony Ericsson K550i.