Monthly Archives:September 2008

I’ll Buy HBOS if the TSB can’t Manage it!

Strangely post on September 30th, 2008
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Fears for Lloyds takeover of HBOS

Shares in HBOS fall more than 30% below offer price

Apparently, because of all the current shenanigans, the LloydsTSB offer for HBOS is going to fall through because

..it is the discount between 188p and 127.5p that is causing confusion in the City as the HBOS share price would be expected to trade close to the offer price in normal circumstances.

The takeover valued HBOS at £12.2bn when it was first launched, but that has since fallen to less than £10bn

..pipes the Guardian.   It’s the definition of “normal” that gets me.

In the normal circumstances that existed previously (last year), anyone with no money, say me for instance, :-D would borrow money from a “bank” as they were called last year, and buy what they wanted, say the HBOS.  This is called “leveraging”.

A similar thing happened when the UK government merged and flogged off the Defence Research Establishment. The gaffer, John Chisholm turned ~£129k into ~£29m while the creative work of thousands was frittered away.

So in the spirit of returning to normality, I’m going to pop down to my bank, leverage my assets and buy the HBOS. :twisted:

Then, because I’ll have made so much paper profit, I’ll give myself a bonus for being clever; £30million or thereabouts should do.

I’m absolutely sure that this time next year the financial markets will be stabilised and I’ll be able to sell HBOS for £30billion and thus pay back my bank the fiver I borrowed.

If I’m wrong (but I won’t be as it’s a dead-cert), I’ll get the government to bail me out, making absolutely sure that I still get my £30million bonus, because obviously, I’m a talented man and I have to be paid the going rate to attract me and my skills into suitable positions.

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The Trouble with Paulson (US Congress wakes from Siren calls)

Kaa the Snake The Sirens, and others like The Harpies, are mythical creations designed to remind us that all is not what it seems.  Their allegorical presence is there to make us realise that we can be drawn into bad actions as if hypnotised, even though we know and are aware of exactly what is happening around us.

Henry Paulson Fortunately, everyone of a certain age has seen the Walt Disney cartoon “Jungle Book” and has a mental picture of the snake Kaa. “Trussssssst in meeeeeee!”, went the snake.  “Trust in meeeeee!” And like Mowgli, the US Congress by it’s vote yesterday rejecting Paulson’s Plan, has woken up! Unfortunately, the rest of the sheep in the money markets haven’t woken to the truth as they’ve been effectively seduced by Paulson saying “Trust in meeee”, “there’s only one solution”, “If you don’t it will be economic armageddon”……….. They are now in a frenzy of worried selling as they think that there’s only one plan, Paulson’s! The trouble with Paulson is that he has a history and that’s what Congress knows. From being assistant to convicted conspirator and perjurer John Ehrlichman during the Watergate scandal in Nixon’s administration to being in charge of and responsible for all the actions at Goldman Sachs, one of the prime movers and profiteers that have created the “Credit Crunch”, he has a very dubious, but profitable past.  Searching for Truth mentions this in this well-worked article from a week ago, here, searching_for_the_truth/2008/09/shameless-cronyism Now, finally, the US Congress has seen that it’s his fault and that his current “plan” is nothing more than a ruse to make him and his bank even more money and power while others collapse and fail.  75% of Congress Republicans saw this “business as usual” ruse in the vote! Paulson has issued his Siren-like warnings that he is the only solution – and he’s been ignored. Hooray! Now let’s see if ineffectual Bush can shake off the parallel with the Tsar in pre-communist Russia and dismiss the Rasputin-like hold that Paulson holds over him … My guess is that people are really prepared to let corrupt practices and the officials that deal in them, fail.   There really does seem to be a large groundswell of opinion behind this.  My guess is that Congress and others are prepared to suffer somewhat so that the real perpetrators are properly punished. Now, because of the hypnotic effect of “The Plan” over the last few days, they have to convince voters, the people, that they’ve done the right thing.  While agreeing in principle, it may take the people a bit longer to wake up and accept the pain while they are preoccupied with the mundane realities of life and looming unemployment. Not everyone has the nice cushion of life in the ruling classes.

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It is Better to Live a Single Day with Honour than to Live to 120 and Die in Disgrace

This is powerful stuff from 1277 in Japan…

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A Samurai

Introduction

A 55-year old Japanese monk writes a letter to a proud, hot-headed Samurai warrior who has the absolute right to cut his head off with but a moment’s notice, (swish!), almost without reason.

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Nichiren

The Samurai know all about honour and don’t like to be lectured by anyone, especially those that are considered inferior, like fish gutters….

The monk writing the letter, Nichiren, came from a fish-gutting family.  A bit like a Cullercoats fishwife from my part of the North-East of England..

This is part of the letter that the fish gutter wrote to the Samurai…

It is rare to be born a human being. The number of those endowed with human life is as small as the amount of earth one can place on a fingernail. Life as a human being is hard to sustain- as hard as it is for the dew to remain on the grass. But it is better to live a single day with honour than to live to 120 and die in disgrace. Live so that all the people of Kamakura will say in your praise that Nakatsukasa Saburo Saemon-no-jo is diligent in the service of his lord, in the service of Buddhism, and in his concern for other people. More valuable than treasures in a storehouse are the treasures of the body, and the treasures of the heart are the most valuable of all. From the time you read this letter on, strive to accumulate the treasures of the heart!  – Nichiren Daishonin, The Three Kinds of Treasure (WND 1, p851).  Written to Shijo Kingo on September 11, 1277

nichiren.jpgFrom the time that Nichiren decided to speak out for common-sense and against injustice, Nichiren was persecuted almost until the end of his life.  During this time, he transcribed his thoughts and wrote letters to people, much of which survives to this day in his hand, or as copies by his immediate associates.  Much of his work he wrote in an informal “peoples” script, not the educated hand-writing of the ruling classes.  This was so that his message could be heard and used by the masses, not hidden away as a secret to be guarded by an elite.

Nichiren.  A man from, and for, the people.

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Till Lindemann, Strangely Perfect vocals on Helden by Apocalyptica (Bowie comp.)Helden

Apocalyptica featuring Till Lindemann: Helden

Since I first heard this version, it won’t leave my head, which means for me, as a lingering tune, it fully deserves the soubriquet, “Strangely Perfect”.

I don’t care if no-one agrees with me as music is something that is perceived in an individual’s mind, at one point in time.  Tomorrow is a different day and my perception of sounds tomorrow will be different.





I think it’s a fantastic version of Bowie’s “Heroes” which is unusual, because as far as I can tell, Bowie hasn’t had a hand in it.  Most “good” versions of Bowie tunes, usually have him in the background marshalling things.  I’m thinking especially of his collaborations with Iggy Pop.  Where two versions exist, it’s usually the Iggy one that has more power, even though it’s a Bowie composition and Bowie’s hands are on the mixing desk…  “China Girl” off the top of my head, say.  This Helden version is the same  – that is, I think it’s better than the Bowie version.

Heroes was written “by the Wall” in Berlin.  Bowie admits he doesn’t know where it came from.  Apparently, he released it first in German, the English version coming later.  So I think Till Lindemann brings out the full Germanic guts of that place on the windswept German Plain with his singing, and the Finnish cello playing of Apocalyptica adds an edgy aethereal element reminiscent of the heroes in saga folklore.

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