Monthly Archives:April 2009

Adobe Acrobat Turn-Off!

Strangely post on April 30th, 2009
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Introduction

A few month’s back the Adobe Acrobat Reader landed itself in doo-doo with some Javascript security worries.  Adobe were slow off the mark informing their customers (like me) what to do.  So it was the blogs that provided the answer:

Turn off Javascript

Unfortunately, this wasn’t enough.  After a week a huge patch was issued.

Solution by Realisation

At this time I’d become increasingly frustrated with the program.  All it had to do was read pdf files, (an invention of Adobe), which since 1997 when I got my first PC, it’s managed to do, getting slower and slower at it as the different versions came out and yet mysteriously, processor speeds have increased dramatically.

My first processor was a 100MHz K5.  Now it’s a (now obsolete) Athlon64, 3700+ using the single, but extremely fast,  San Diego core.

Similarly with the annoying unwarranted updates control it insists on installing into it’s vast bulk.  Vast? Yes vast.  Last time I looked the bugger was taking up 221Mb on my hard drive just to read the odd PDF!

So that’s when I not only turned off Javascript.  I turned off the Adobe Reader!!!

I’ve never looked back.  I tried the Foxit Reader.  It installs in a jiffy, loads almost instantaneously and does everything that a PDF file reader should do – that is, it reads PDF files!    (I wanted to say ‘period’ there but I put an exclamation mark for effect – geddit!)

So that’s what I advise everyone to do.  Ditch the montrosity and try something else.  Get back to fast computing.  I’m going to give some of the Open Source readers a go next from this list here: http://pdfreaders.org/

Informative Links on the Adobe Duffness

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Worried about Flu?

Strangely post on April 29th, 2009
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  • Don’t just sniff and worry.
  • Don’t sweat.
  • Don’t worry about Death by Flu.

Instead, worry about:

“Death by Powerpoint”!

(see http://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/London%20Councils/090127sellwooddraft.ppt)

Or try Death by Portable Document Format!

http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Resource/Doc/924/0054555.pdf (written in 2007)



Author’s note:

Some bits are okay actually, especially the picture of Maiden Castle.  But if you do get the flu, stay in, don’t pass it on.  That’s the fastest way to stop an epidemic.

If, on the other hand, you wish to be like Typhoid Mary, go to work, sneeze on everyone, don’t wash your hands and face, leave snot and shit on the toilet door handles.  That’ll work.

For further information, ask these people:

Pandemic Influenza Preparedness
Health Improvement and Protection
Department of Health
Skipton House,
80 London Road
London
SE1 6LH
Direct line: 020 7972 5068

Apparently it’s in Torquay now – woohoo!  In the spirit of re-naming the flu conventions, I’m now going to call it, ‘Oiks on a drunken weekend Flu’.  When it reaches Eastbourne, I’ll call it ‘Honda-driving Pensioner Flu’.


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Iggy Pop Gets Insurance

Iggy PopEarlier this year when Ron Asheton died, I remarked (see ) that it was funny how life takes us on different paths.  James Williamson is now an IT executive for Sony and Iggy Pop is doing car adverts…

Well, it turns out that there’s been a problem with that.  The Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) has said that the advert is banned because the company SwiftCover Insurance didn’t insure musicians and Iggy wasn’t insured with them as he said in that wacky advert!  Most companies don’t apparently.  (I can’t believe this as I know several musicians and performers and I can’t believe that they’re all driving around illegally!)

But it’s all now okay.  SwiftCover now insure musicians and Iggy now has a policy.   oooh…  rock and roll lifestyle.

Ron Asheton is still dead.  Some things you can’t change, as J.K. Rowling has said many times as she bumped off a character or two in Harry Potter.

This is the ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yYnydYrZPp8

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Government Database Lie

Question. When Is Database not a Database?

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Answer.  When it’s a Government Lie

And now, here is the news…

Plan to monitor all internet use

The home secretary, Wacky Backy Jacqui, has decided to scrap her naff plans for a (big) database but wants details of ALL internet activity to be held and organised for security services.

The ‘new’ system would track all e-mails, phone calls and internet use, including visits to social network sites.

This is apparently being called:

….a modernisation of UK police surveillance tactics!!!

Database Usage Explained

Fortunately, I’m not that thick to be taken in by this crap.  All the tens of thousands of database administrators and designers across the land must be at once giggling at the ineptitude of the statement but fearful of it’s monstrosity.  Most will routinely (like me) join and merge data from a plethora of different systems.  It’s not hard.

So Jacqui Smith;  her with a loose grasp of personal rights and wrongs regarding the public purse, and a demonstrably poor regard for our historical freedoms, is saying that all this data will be kept… where?

  • In a loose-leaf file?
  • In a scrapbook?
  • In some spreadsheets?
  • In a powerpoint display?
  • In a few Microsoft Word documents?
  • In PC Plod’s back pocket?
  • In one or more separate modern inter-communicating databases?

Leave your answers in the comments box.

As for political responses;

  • the Tories just want to score brownie points saying lots of ‘small’ databases is good but one ‘big’ one is bad.   (big and small are relative here – the data storage requirements are colossal, rivalling Google)
  • the Liberals are typically wishy-washy, talking about ‘balance’.

Fuck the lot of them – I’m off for a lobotomy.


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