What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug.
What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and no legs? Bob.
What do you call a fisherman’s wife? Annette.
What do you call a man in a bed of dry leaves? Russell.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
A thousand blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would’ve noticed.
A white horse walks into a bar and says to the barman: “I’ll have a whisky please, mate.” The barman says: “I suppose you’ll want the one with your name on it?” To which the horse replies: “What, Ed?”
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and orders a few drinks. He orders more and more drinks for himself and the giraffe until the thing finally passes out. The man looks at, laughs, and heads out of the bar. Before he gets to the door, the barman shouts out: “Oi mate! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The man turns round, looks from the barman to the giraffe and back and shouts: “It’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe!”