I Feel so Thick

 Posted by on April 4, 2009  Add comments
Apr 042009

Last updated on December 1st, 2010

I Got April Fooled by The Daily Mail

How? Someone came up to me and said that Wacky Baccy Jaqui Smith had been photographed coming out of an Ann Summers shop with a large carrier bag full of goods.

“It’s hardly surprising given the recent sexual embarrassment”

…in that area is my one and only excuse.

I should’ve checked it through…but I don’t read the Daily Mail – certainly they’re not getting any of my money.

…so my second and only excuse is that I couldn’t check because I don’t read rubbish like the Daily Mail

But you know, in retrospect, now that a few days have passed;  it’s actually an entirely credible story – there are much more bizarre tales out there… like frozen frog hailstones and stuff, so..

… that’s my third and only excuse.

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