Checking my Duck Island

Yup!  Still not got one.

MP of Duck Island
MP of Duck Island

Sir Peter Viggers, MP for Duck Island, has announced that he’s retiring because of his enormously embarrassing expense claim for the town of Gosport, Hampshire.

Gosport is worth 4 hides, a pig and a duck, complete with a pond.  There was some mention of manure.

Duck Island currently costs £2585 (inc VAT)  which is a bargain if you ask me.

Prince Charles is the current Lord of the Isles and should be told, as it looks like he might have lost one.

By Strangely

Founding member of the gifted & talented band, "The Crawling Chaos" from the North-East of England.