Duck Island Found!
Duck Island, a stopover residence of the Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, currently in it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks, has been found.
After a thorough search, our intrepid reporters have found Duck Island close to an expensive monogrammed well cover in Cloud Cuckoo Land! The people of Hampshire can now rest easy. It’s not often that they lose a Duck Island. Viggers has everything well-covered.