The World’s Worst Oxymorons

While walking the dog yesterday, it suddenly dawned on me that I’d spotted the World’s Worst Oxymoron.  It’s the latest Tory election slogan.  Remember, that ‘Tory’ (the self-styled nickname of a conservative) actually means terrorist!

Vote for Change.  Vote Conservative

This of course follows hot on the heels of my previous favourites of

Military Intelligence

and

Friendly Fire

and

Liquid Gas

So there you have it.

By Strangely

Founding member of the band Crawling Chaos from the North-East of England