Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck
The Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, has returned from it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks to it’s spiritual home, Duck Island. Duck Island, close to the expensive monogrammed well cover in Cloud Cuckoo Land, now has a huge bill repairing the confidence of the people of Hampshire. In fact,
Duck Island is to be sold!
It’s not often that a Duck Island comes to auction. Bill Hook, the auctioneer said,
“Viggers has everything well-covered. This sale should more than cover the £30,000 costs of gardening on Duck Isand and I’m sure that public confidence will be restored.”
Cloud Cuckoo Land residents made no comment.