Duck Island Repairs Humiliation – a Huge Bill!

Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck

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MP of Duck IslandThe Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, has returned from it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks to it’s spiritual home,  Duck Island. Duck Island, close to the expensive monogrammed well cover in , now has a huge bill repairing the confidence of the people of .  In fact,

Duck Island is to be sold!

It’s not often that a Duck Island comes to auction. Bill Hook, the auctioneer said,

“Viggers has everything well-covered.  This sale should more than cover the £30,000 costs of gardening on Duck Isand and I’m sure that public confidence will be restored.”

residents made no comment.


By Strangely

Founding member of the gifted & talented band, "The Crawling Chaos" from the North-East of England.