Tag: bum

Boundless Hypocrisy Over Kate’s Tits

Public Breast-beating Over Middleton Paparazzi Photos You must understand that there is no news today. Everything is celebrity, sport and royal in the UK. Everyone has a media correspondent, a sports correspondent and a royal correspondent. Reporters just report on the latest twitter feed.  No-one searches. There are several aspects to this boob photos media…
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September 17, 2012 6

Dangerous EffectiveCleanse – and Scams Too!

PreScript Advice If you think you’ve had your bank ‘cleaned out’ by any of a multitude of ‘life cleanse’ or ‘colon cleanse’ type internet scams, there is only one real remedy… Ask for a charge-back against the company through you credit card company. Your reason, when asked, is that the company has either: Not adhered…
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October 21, 2009 79

Phrase of the Decade

Enough of your bum faggery you fag-ended Gash Hound! This can be used in all sorts of situations e.g Phoning Granny Shopping for vegetables Enticing friends to finish their drinks quickly Running a charity shop While waiting for change on the bus While waiting for directions from the policeman in Trafalgar Square While waiting for…
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May 27, 2009 0

The Bureau d’Exchange de Maux and Crawling Chaos

A Case of One Man’s Cake is Another Man’s Poison I first read the short story, “The Bureau d’Exchange de Maux” by Lord Dunsany, in the late seventies in a compilation, probably a Panther Books one.  It’s staggering simplicity is matched by the masterful telling. View Larger Map Later, in (a sort of) homage, Crawling…
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March 10, 2009 0

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