Posts tagged with ‘Duck Island’

The End of British Law – They’re All In It Together.

March 20, 2013

UK Legalises Retrospective Law Enforcement No wonder they’re all smiling In an astonishing move, HM Government has now enacted a law that allows any government (because it’s now part of case law) to sentence someone for breaking a law that didn’t exist at the time they “committed” an “offence“. Worst of all, our dear labour […]

Duck Island Repairs Humiliation – a Huge Bill!

June 9, 2009

Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck View Duck Island in a larger map The Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, has returned from it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks to it’s spiritual home,  Duck Island. Duck Island, close to the expensive monogrammed well cover in Cloud Cuckoo Land, now has a […]

Where is Duck Island?

May 26, 2009

Duck Island Found! View Duck Island in a larger map Duck Island, a stopover residence of the Greater Embarrassing-Viggers Duck, currently in it’s summer feeding grounds of America with it’s close relatives, the Greater and Lesser Failure-Bankers Ducks, has been found. After a thorough search, our intrepid reporters have found Duck Island close to an […]

Checking my Duck Island

May 21, 2009

Yup!  Still not got one. Sir Peter Viggers, MP for Duck Island, has announced that he’s retiring because of his enormously embarrassing expense claim for the town of Gosport, Hampshire. Gosport is worth 4 hides, a pig and a duck, complete with a pond.  There was some mention of manure. Duck Island currently costs £2585 […]