Britain’s Cracked Pot Sun calls Kettle Kellett Black

In a burst of comparative forgetfulness not seen since “Tim Nice but Dim” appeared on the telly, Britain’s “The Sun” “news”-paper has called some twit Yorkshire boy called Andrew Kellett; UK’s dumbest criminal By ALASTAIR TAYLOR In a nipple-free article notable for the absence of the usual crap puns and commentary, the headline and a… Continue reading Britain’s Cracked Pot Sun calls Kettle Kellett Black

Voyage to Sunderland

I learnt a lot on a very recent trip up north (where it’s grim) for prezzies, and to see Holly and The Symptoms. Holly updated me with lots of details my piss-poor memory fucked up and has provided me with some shavings of archive Crawling Chaos materiel I can use to further a clear history… Continue reading Voyage to Sunderland